from Moore's Lore by Dana Blankenhorn
June 01, 2005
Stupid, Slathering Deep Throat Instapunditry

mark felt.jpgNow that Woodward and Bernstein have confirmed Mark Felt was their source Deep Throat...

  1. Did you notice the white, wavy hair Felt had in the 1970s (pictured)?
  2. Did you know that when Hal Holbrook played Deep Throat in the movie, he wore wavy hair?
  3. Did you know Hal Holbrook wore white hair when he was playing Mark Twain, starting a few years before his appearance in the movie?

Coincidence?

midnightcowboy.jpgYeah, probably.

Besides, Bob Woodward could never dream, on his best day ever, of looking like Robert Redford. (Although Bernstein did have a resemblance to Dustin Hoffman in this film triumph with Angelina Jolie's dad...)

I believe you have my s-s-s-stapler. Gotta watch Wapner. Wapner at 11...carry the one.